Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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