new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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