That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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