Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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