Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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