She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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