I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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