you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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