garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hell yes lets make some ravioli
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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