Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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