Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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