What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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