i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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