Whod you bang
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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