I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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