susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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