I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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