people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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