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You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot

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That was very cool/italian of you

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Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving

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(586): You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot (586): That was very cool/italian of you (586): Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving http://tfl.nu/l4rm

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I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now

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(502): I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now http://tfl.nu/ys0t

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.

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(651): It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks. http://tfl.nu/wi6e

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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.

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(914): i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar. http://tfl.nu/zfa3

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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible

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(925): I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible http://tfl.nu/u9b3

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(917): View more from New York City

You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking

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(917): You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking http://tfl.nu/a0v5

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(703): View more from Virginia

still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside

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(703): still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside http://tfl.nu/23it

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(207): View more from Maine

So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.

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(207): So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town. http://tfl.nu/b29o

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(415): View more from California

sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.

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(415): sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you. http://tfl.nu/c5wc

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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.

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(212): Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend. http://tfl.nu/uai9

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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.

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(360): You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list. http://tfl.nu/z64l

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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.

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(330): This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs. http://tfl.nu/3hwl

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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit

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(514): He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit http://tfl.nu/ybl7

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(770): View more from Georgia

Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week

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(770): Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week http://tfl.nu/af2g

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(480): View more from Arizona

Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...

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(480): Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch... http://tfl.nu/farg

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