I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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