Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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