How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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