my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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