Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize