Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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