At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize