She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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