i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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