Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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