Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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