I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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