But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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