i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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