i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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