does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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