The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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