ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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