Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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