Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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