I just cut my nipple shaving
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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