I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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