I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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