***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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