So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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