there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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