dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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