It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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