so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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