C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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