ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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